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Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who's smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They've already eliminated you from the list of suspects.


Where do you think I should hide??
ternyata itu cermin

Kemarin aku terperangah, ada yang cakep banget di Mall. Sialan, ternyata itu cermin! hehe
it's me.

Sweet but not honey,,
Precious but not money,,
Bright but not sunshine,,
Improves with time but not wine,,


dont know??



it's me..!
Pilih yang mana:

Pilih yang mana:

A.Tlp balik jika aku cute,

B.Kirim sms jika aku baik & funky,

C.Miskol jika aku cakep,

D.Jangan lakukan apapun jika semua jawaban itu benar
PANDA

tau ga PANDA apa yg paling cakep,pinter,imut,ngegemesin,lucu...
serta baek hati sedunia?
mw tau jawabnya?
jwbnya adlh
PANDAngilah aq, hehehehe
kata...

kata RCTI gw OK

trz kata SCTV gw NGETOP

klo kt TPI gw MAKIN ASYIK

kt ANTV gw WOWW KEREN

kt LAtivi gw PAS DIHATI

so....

capek deh jadi org cakep...
hehehehe
you aRe so LucKy

AngeLina Jolie has a cuTe Lips..

J-Lo has a cuTe eyes..

NicoLe Kidman has a cuTE nOse..

You??

You have a cute fRiend Like me,,
Oo,,you aRe so LucKy.. =)hehe
LUKA apa yg ga sakit

LUKA apa yg ga sakit, tp nyenengin?
LUKAta gw cantik,
LUKAta gw kRen,
LUKAta gw pnTer,
LUKAta gw lucu,
Emang LUKAwan plg ju"r.
9w kna pnykt

Guys,
D0ain 9w ya

9w m0 ju2r ttg sst.

Td 9w priksa k d0ktEr, kty 9w kna pnykt..


"beautysomia"


Tp tnang aja, ga mnular k0k.
Cm ga bs dsEmbuhin.
gw lagi di kntor polisi

Gawat, gw lagi di kntor polisi.
Mereka punya smua bukti buat nahan gw..
Mereka nahan gw gara2 punya TAMPANG IMUT, kan bukan salah gw ya.

Salam MANIS

Salam MANIS
beserta MADU,
salam SAYANG
beserta I LOVE U,

salam RINDU
beserta I MISS U,
salam KAMU
saya pengen tahu..
HOW ARE U?
Sedih juga yag

Jika semlam ada ksalahnq, maafkanlah.

Jka hari ni aq brtyakan khabarmu, ini yg trakhir.

Jika esok tiada berita dariq, anggaplah aq telah tiada..

Sedih juga yag..
takut kamu lupakan saya

bila jauh,
saya rindu sangat2

bila kamu tak sms,
saya setia menunggu

bila kamu diam,
saya mulai bimbang

kerana saya takut..

takut..

kamu lupakan saya.. :p
yang bc sms ini apa kabar

abis dhuhur itu asar,, ucap janji itu nadhar,, tetep menunggu itu sabar,,
lagi usaha itu iktiar,, yang bc sms ini apa kabar hehehehe
Tekan deh

Tekan # 2x... Trus tekan
4283020642303732603743631011
hahagz...

(by Hima, himaandone@yahoo.co.id)
tanpa SMS darimu

Sya bisa tRima
kopi tanpa susu..

Malam
tanpa lampu..

Roti
tanpa madu..

Burger
tanpa keju..

Tapi..aku tak bisa
terima kalau

SEPI
tanpa SMS darimu...
kwacian deh lu

LapEr ya?dAh mAkan beLum?kalo bElum gw kAsih kwaCi dEh., kwacian dEh luw...
kLo kamu ampe ngelupain aq.,

Coba liat teman nih ada pohon..

,;*”*;, kamu liat
*;,Y,;* kan??
_ )(_
kLo kamu ampe ngelupain aq.,
kamu akan aq gantung dsitu.. .
Happiness is like a radio station

Happiness is like a radio station., broadcasting all d time..

U just have to learn how to tune in & receive it properly..

Stay tuned n b happy always...
Good Luck

Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours, Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck
life

life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food.

life is heaven when you have american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food.
Have a Good Day

Notice ur phone got heavier with this message? It contains loads of love, affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe. Have a Good Day!
BATH SOAP

Did i do anything wrong?
Then why are u avoiding me?

At least remember me once in a week..

Its really hurting me..

With love,
ur "BATH SOAP"

(by Hosted, Hosted_blue@yahoo.com)
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Sampaikanlah pesan ini kpd 9 orang teman yg kamu anggap goblog!
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SegeRa baLik posisi hape mu skrg, cepEt!




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I have a lovely gift 4 U

Close your eyes...

Ready...

1
2
3

Oye, U didn't close your eyes.
No gift
maaf mengganggu sebentar

maaf mengganggu sebentar,, tolong sms ini dihapus,, terima kasih
SmS iSeNk

SmS iSeNk..
Dri oRg isEnK..
Yg Lg isEnK2..
Yg dkRiM bWt oRg isEnk..
Yg iSeNk bKa hP'a, bWt Liat sMs isEnK..
KriMkan sMs isEnK iNi ke sMua oRg isEnK.
MeT_isEnK2

iklAn tRbaru dr kARTU XL

Koq u gk bilang2 sie klo u skrg dah jd slebriti&bintang iklan ngetop.
Wah tega u..
U gk ngjak w, mlahan ngjak temen2 u,
ya udahlah w turut seneng koq,
&w ngucapin
"SALAMat ya tas ksUksEsan u sbgai m0del iklAn tRbaru dr "kARTU XL'

>****;
o(@..@)0
"(--)"
Hehe..
3 ciRi2 sEtan

aQ tLah BrHsL mnEmUkAn 3 ciRi2 sEtan,;
1.mRp Sm y9 bC 5mz ni
2.sKr9 6i SeBeL c0z d'bLn9 seTaN
3.Trz siAp2 nYeBaRN sMs Ni,c0z 6a pn9N jD seTan nDiRiAn,hi99x
met malem sayang

mEt mLM yANK Lg nGapain? udH Mkn LOEM? Jgn tELat mkN Ya yANK..... Ntr sakiT Lho...... sAdar Yank.,
EYANK Kan Udh Tua.
hehehe
Manusia itu kejam

<)"..(> Manusia
( (..))Tu kejam
y?aQ d sate truz!

('v') emg
(( ))Qt jg slalu
d goreng

()(. .)()gak
(( - ))juga,
Aq aj skg lg Bc SMS aman2 aj koq...
hehehe...

(by Aditya,
www.adityakrisna2000@yahoo.com)
______, i am a pig.

"who said english is easy?"

please fill this blank either with "YES" or "NO"
"______, i am a pig."
u should do 2 things

u should do 2 things in the morning:
1 pray to GOD so u can live,,
2 have a shower so others can live...
Manusia itu Berpasangan

Manusia diciptakan Tuhan berpasanga:



ada pria ada wanita,,


ada cakep ada yg jelek.



Yang cakep kirim sms yg jelek baca sms.
Kita harus tabah menerimanya..
You = cÜte

you = s3xy


y0u = int3lligeNT


You = delici0uS


you = p3Rf3t


y0u = sweet


me = Liar!

HAHA..

(by Hosted, Hosted_blue@yahoo.Com)
3 jenis monyet

ada 3 jenis monyet di dunia
mau tau kan? tekan bawah


1. monyet penurut yg bc sms ini

2. monyet pendendam yg mo bls sms ini

3. monyet pelit&kikir yg ga mo bls sms ni

hehehehehe
LUAR BIASA

Manusia jth cinta itu biasa, ikan berenang di air itu biasa, sapi makan rumput itu biasa, monyet baca sms ini.......!!!!!!!!! masih mau baca lagi LUAR BIASA.....
Sarimin pergi ke pasar

Ayo joget... Sarimin pergi ke pasar...
Dung plak dung...dung...plak dung...
ah cape deCh!! monyetnya disuruh joget malah baca sms !!!
maU caRi pcaR Via 5m5

maU caRi pcaR Via 5m5?BiaR Lbih 9mPn9 ikuTi tip52 d'bwh ni...















Nafsu amaT menceTnya!!KeTauan deh.9a Laku yaCh?he..he..
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Hidup zmn skarang srba susah

Hidup zmn skarang srba susah..

Miara "bebek" ilang mlu..

Miara "kucing" branak mlu..

Miara "sapi" makan tempat..

Miara "monyet" bca sms mlu..

Serba susah..
ind0sat call me

ini adalah layanan ind0sat call me. Pelanggan 0856******* meminta anda untuk menjauhkan muka anda dari depan handph0ne krna mengganggu jaringan sinyal ind0sat.
AyO mSk kNDan9

HaRi
dAh
MLm!!

(-v-)
(( ))BuRun9
Dah BoBo..


() ()
(-.-)KeLinCi
Dah BoBo..


<) .. (>
((oo))
eH,,"KAMU"koq mlah bca sms??
AyO mSk kNDan9!!
Hus2!!

daH pagI nich

seketika kABut fajAr bERPElUK deNgAn deDaUnan diantAra kecEriaAn Pag haRI,membuat irI rerumputan TerpAkSa, pAda meNtari burung2 menghiBUrpUn hIngGa TergOlAK jiwa merASakan sebentUk beLaIaN eMBun paGi,TeRdIam TErSEnYum pADa awal kehidupan barU pagi Ini..”sElAMat Pagi sAyInG, banguN dOnK,, daH pagI nich”
hari yg cerah

Mlm yG laRut tLah bergAnti meNjD hRi yG ceRah & iNdah mARi Qt aWaLi hIdP dGn pnh semnGt.met pGi y..
A special breakfast

A special breakfast 4U today:
- a glass of care
- a plate of love
- a spoon of miss
- a fork of trust
- a bowl of prayers

in a "good morning" table,..
see oUtside tHe wiNdow

see oUtside tHe wiNdow.,
suN risiNg 4u,, fLowErs smiLing 4u,
biRds siNging 4u, coz lAst nigHt
I toLd thEm to wish u GooD MoRniNg.
Two Simple Choices

When We Wake Up In The Morning, We Have Two Simple Choices:
Go Back To Sleep N Dream, Or Wake Up NChase Those Dreams,, Choice Is Ours...
Selamat datang matahari

Selamat datang matahari pagi, biarlah hari ini menjadi ceria...
Seceria hati yang sedang ceria :>
I TRUST YOU,

To say I TRUST YOU,,

holds

more meaning than

To say I LOVE YOU

think...

Go0d moRning..

Semoga malam merangkulmu

Semoga malam merangkulmu dalam kedamaian hingga bulan di gantikan fajar

niCe dlim..
Selamat Malam

MelaNglang hAri
tEpikan sePi
Merenda cipta
lenYapkan s’gala pUtus asa

Menjalani waktu
hEmpaskan segala semu
LaNgit jelang kelam
Tak Lupa ku uCapkan
Selamat Malam
Secerah harapan

Secerah harapan tersimpan di gelapnya mlm, do’a penuh kerinduan menghantar badan k
alam impian. Dg mata yg himpit terpejam ku ucapkan met mlm, have a nice dlimZ..


Dlm dekapan sang mlm

Dlm dekapan sang mlm, q ti2pkan drimu, q pinta pd sang waktu utk sll mnjagamu, biar
mlm yg mengurai penatmu, hingga tiba sinar mentari esok, dan tercermin senyum di
wajahmu.,
i mizz u,,met bobo’

Orang istimewa

Orang istimewa bukan yg hrs sll d dpn mata, ato yg senantiasa disisi
Tapi...
Dya yg setia d hati, dan di ingat dlm setiap bisikan do’anya,
met bobo


selamat tdur tuk mu

Mlam yang dingin ni mnyelimuti diriqu seakan mengerti tentang diriqu, mlam ni ingin Qpeluk dirimu &m'ucapkn selamat tdur tuk mu,, Malam ni ingin qupejamkn mata & bermimpi indah bersama mu,, Semoga malam ini & Esok membawa langkah Cintamu PadaQ...
Tak Lupa ku ucapkan "Selamat Malam..."

Melanglang hari.,
tepikan sepi..
Merenda cipta.,
lenyapkan s’gala putus asa...

Menjalani waktu.,
hempaskan segala semu...
Langit jelang kelam.,
Tak Lupa ku ucapkan "Selamat Malam..."
Dalam gelapnya wrn lngt mlm in

Dalam gelapnya wrn lngt mlm in, seoalah mny stiap insan yg menatapny dngn sbuah kdpan dan ucapan yg saat in akn kbrkn pdm met bo2x teman.


ehem..ehem...

ehem..ehem...udah malem..saatnya merem..jangan ngedugem..baca doa biar ayem dan nggak mimpi serem.....akhir kata,ayo merem...!!mulutnya mingkem...!!met malem :p...

Sms ini buat besok

Sms ini buat besok...

bacanya besok az...

sabar ya..



ye,, dibilangin bacanya besok !!!



maksa banget sich !!



Terserah !! tadinya mo bilang selamet pagi...



tapi jadi met malem dech...
met bo2,hv a nice driim...

nasi pUtih dmkn sEmUt, dpt sLm nich dr cwE im0et,,

minUm es bil maem kUe apEm,nE sms m0 ngcpin met mLm,,

ada keb0 minm esKrim, met bo2,hv a nice dlim...
Sebelum Tidur

Dalam Sayur Ada Kaldu..
Relung Hati Qu Tersirat Rindu..

Bukan Mksd Qu Tuk Bilang I Miss You..
Ataupun Bilang I Love You..

Aq cm mo biLang,,
Sebelum Tidur Pipis Dulu..
Under da bRight

Under da bRight and sunny day…i’d take a miNute to sAy HI to the pErson i thiNk abt n i mis da most.. hope you’ll hAve a gUd, rEst of tHe day.. nite.. nite..
I wish i

I wish i was ur blanket,
i wish i was ur bed,
i wish i was ur pillow underneath ur head,
i wanna b around u,
i wanna hold u tight,
& b the lucky person who kisses u goodnite
Vh >|VhU3hU oqoq

(= VP VP 'HVpU! !dW!W UVp Vh >|VhU3hU oqoq '''vOp V)Vq Vdnl UV6UVL !U! WVlVW
H3'V)Vq!p VS!q UV>| !U!6 O|V>| HVU

->b!aR bSa bCa niY sMz,
hPna d bLik
TyUuZ dbCa daR! BAwAH YuPz !

(by adinE, adine_putrie@plasa.com)
pHn piSaNg bRbuAh pArE

pHn piSaNg bRbuAh pArE-biZ siAn9 tRz s0rE,

bUaH PaRe_bphN pALeM-Td s0rE sKr9 mLm,

pHn pLeM-bRbUaH kdoN2G-UwDh mLm tdUr d0nG'

_ad kUdA mKn eskrim
yWd. . . hAvE
'a
niCe
DreAmMzZ. . . !!!
PaRa pnuMpan6 jRsn pLau kApuk

PeRHaTiaN2 !!
.......__ ii_....... .
._,-':::::::'=._,/t___
'_____________/
PaRa pnuMpan6 jRsn pLau kApuk y6 aKn mNaiKi KaSUR, hrp s6R PiPis,6uNa mN6hinDaRi BANJIR....
ga bs bobo?

ga bs bobo?

mari menghitung

1
KUNTILANAK
djendela kmar

2
KEPALA dbawah
selimut

3
WEWE GOMBEL
dlangit2 kamar

4
POCONG ada di..


SbLh mu
Hiiy..
Good NiTe..
aD mUSanG pKe heLeM

aD mUSanG
pKe heLeM
tD siAnG
SkrG
maLEm



aD pAkDe
maem cornet
y dah de
gUt nEt



iKan hiU
muTER2
c U
LaTER



it kuda
ini kebo
y uda
met bobo<

Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly
in tis heart of mine,
d 1 who makes my day brighter,

by making my whole world shine..!


Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I'll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!



In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason
but when d luv is real
it becums ur plan 4 life
n reason 4 living..!


Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!


U'll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.
U'll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.
U'll always b mine pls tel me its true.
Pls b mine 4everi'll always luv u...!


Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound
Wen EYES'S cud SPEAK volumes
Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE
then why do v need owrds 2 say'I LOVE YOU.'



Its not ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which cheats u. But its really ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which loves u.


Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn. So when u knw d 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u, never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.



When daylight turns 2 a darkened hue, D lovely stars r hinting @ u, Ur heart beats tells u something true, That some1 sumwher is missing U....!



I was asked about Newton's law and I said I don't know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn't sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the only answer I can think of, is you.

I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short....
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!



D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)


Dear O Dear, ur not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
Ur memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and ur mine forever!



Q:Wat is luv?
*
*
*
*
A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece...!
)


A word to say, a word to hear
Even in ur absence i feel u near
R relation is strong..hope it goes long
v wil remain d same til d life goes on!



U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr...Trust Me!!



I'll stand here 4ever,
If 4ever's what it takes,
because u r my 4ever,
and 4ever always waits.....



My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!



Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.



Ur precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel lik Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!

Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!



No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow & everyday


C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.



Don't go for looks,
they can deceive
Don't go for wealth
even that fades away.

Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..


As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..


All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...


Love is like a CD track
That links our hearts together
Dont ever break that CD coz
That wud break my heart too.........



Message:some text missing*


Sender:Name Missing*
*Number Missing
*Sent:Date missing
*Missing U a lot thats y
everything is missing....


Softly d leaves fo memories wil fal,
i'll pick them up & gather them all,
coz 2day, 2moro & til my life is through
i'll cherish having sum1 like u!


Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long..

Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.


Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.


24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.

Have a lovely day n life!**

Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...



Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!



Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...



If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.



I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right


When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you



If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??

I'm sorry for blaming you...
For everything I just couldn't do…
And I've hurt myself by hurting you…
There's nothing I wouldn't do to hear your voice again…
Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won't be there…
It's hard to say goodbye when i


Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had dreamy of...
Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us...
Please let us bridge the gaps...


< ( . . )>
/ ( v)
(,,)..(,,)...
Hello, How R U?
< ( . . )>
/ (v )
( , , )..( ,, )...
FINE..!
R U bored from MY SMS!

< ( . . )> S o r r y
/ ( v )(,,) again!
FINE..!



I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near. I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here. I'm sorry that cupid has made his hit. I'm sorry I love you, I can't help it.

SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU.